You know it’s been a bad week when these are going through your head:
Alone it’s a weapon but with a mitt and ball it’s a baseball bat, so be smart when you premeditate!
Is is considered going postal if you don’t work at the post office or is there another term?
The three martini lunch is making a comeback…pass it on!
What the hell was I thinking, fuck this career thing, I want to be a housewife!
Am I the only one here breathing oxygen? Wait, I’m the only female, so YES I am.
Standing up in a meeting and saying ” You, sir are a Fucktard!” in my best southern accent is a good idea, but should I do that before or after lunch?


In regards to the “fucktard” comment…if it’s a paid lunch wait until after. It’s much more satisfying that way.
There’s no free lunch at that office I hear!
I ask myself why I left an amazing dream where I was obviously being entertained by a HOTT HUNK, to walk into a nightmare. Why am I so loyal to this job?!!!
Today was a total waste of lip gloss.
But it is just Wednesday!
It’s was to embarrassing to admit I had all those thoughts before 9 am on Monday—What can I say? Its a rough job but someone has to do it… at least until she finds another!
I love your website. It was great to see a photo of the three sisters together. I have had to call a superior a fucker in a past job, and I recommend before lunch – it gives you more time to shop for that perfect boot with a heel!
PARK GIRLS REUNITE !!!!!!! HoooooYea!!!!!
Thanks for the tip Rachelle! I don’t want to come back after lunch most days.
Great website…glad I’m not the only one drinking through the holiday preparations. And I agree with Rachelle-before lunch….way before. Why waste 1/2 a day?
I love your website. It was great to see a photo of the three sisters together. I have had to call a superior a fucker in a past job, and I recommend before lunch – it gives you more time to shop for that perfect boot with a heel!
Awww… thanks Bruce! And No one has been told to fuck off …yet! But when it happens we will post the video, pictures and a transcript of the fuck off’ing! Cheers!