Mark Twain said “The best way to cheer yourself up is to cheer someone else up.” I live by this principle when I’m having a bad F’en day. I have been known to call people up randomly and say nice things. I usually pick people I’m not happy with,  just...

I refuse to try and keep up with the Joneses. I’ve met the Joneses and they’re pretentious assholes. Are you keeping up with them? Look around you, do you and all of your buddies: dress alike? live in the same kind of house’s? look alike? have matching educations? hang out at...

Have you ever had a person in your life that liked to push you in front of the proverbial bus? You know, a friend who seems to enjoy your discomfort a little too much? The perfect friend on the outside but some little part of them, either because of low self esteem or jealousy, loves...

The chocolate cake was taunting me tonight, calling me from a bar I love and being very charming about it too. There’s a double whammy, decadent chocolate cake,  alcohol and the perfect nonjudgmental environment to indulge in.  A little whiskey mixed with this particular cake...

There’s a man who likes to chat with me in text messages when is long-time girlfriend isn’t looking. I use this occasional pastime to remind me that he is a man-whore (MH) and to sharpen my wit since you can only use 160 characters in a text message. We had a conversation...

Imagine a big triple layer fudge cake with fluffy milk chocolate icing oozing out in between the layers. The perfect sweet confection in taste and form. Your mouth waters as you slice in to it.  You just know it will be perfectly moist, rich, decadent. The first bite sends you into...

I have a few addictions-books-caffeine- shoes.  I realize why the first two are addictive but why do women have a fetish for shoes? I have a theory.  It all comes from fairy tales. Of all the fairy tales we read as little girls the one that affected me the most is Cinderella. ...