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		<title>New Years Resolutions</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It’s that time of the year&#8212;the official week to review your life&#8212; to be pissed about your dress size and vow to do something about it. I understand where you are coming from, I’m there too, but this year I’m going to do something a little different with my conclusions about 2009 and the changes [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Last Minute Party Recipes</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s Christmas time and during this month inevitably you will be invited to party after party, and some of them will be last minute.

I cannot tell you how many times Captain Wentworth has dropped the &#8220;Darling, the Jones’s have invited us over for a drop of port tonight and I told them you would whip [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://menopausemafia.com/party-recipe/</link>
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		<title>For Twilight fans</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This is so fundamentally wrong! I love it!
I know you guys love these books, but I just can&#8217;t take it seriously. Bad writing, weak characters and an overall plot that makes me want to beat someone about the head and neck with a baseball bat. The baseball bat they used to play ball with in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How to make it through Thanksgiving!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[My standard MO on any given holiday is to start drinking before my family arrives. I continue to drink while cooking and throughout dinner. This makes it much easier to tolerate the drama queens, pervy uncles, my mother&#8217;s boyfriend (Du Jour) and the gaggle of screaming children. So, in the spirit of giving I&#8217;m sharing [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://menopausemafia.com/how-to-live-through-thanksgiving/</link>
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		<title>A bad week&#8230;</title>
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You know it&#8217;s been a bad week when these are going through your head:
Alone it&#8217;s a weapon but with a mitt and ball it&#8217;s a baseball bat, so be smart when you premeditate!
Is is considered going postal if you don&#8217;t work at the post office or is there another term?
The three martini lunch is making [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://menopausemafia.com/a-bad-week/</link>
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		<title>Handsome is as Handsome Does</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I recently heard a young friend of mine say something that I found disturbing. She was talking about who she wanted to date and stated &#8220;I&#8217;m only dating white boys from now on, they treat you better.&#8221; This of course freaked me out because I couldn&#8217;t see the correlation between being a particular color and [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://menopausemafia.com/handsome-is-as-handsome-does/</link>
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		<title>Food Porn</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s never a boring night when my friend D and I venture out without her rocker husband. In fact it&#8217;s normal for us to have slightly odd nights that become the stories we tell at other peoples cocktail parties.
We had one of these nights last week at our  local Japanese Steakhouse (one of our favorite [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://menopausemafia.com/food-porn/</link>
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		<title>Discover What You Crave in Akron</title>
		<description><![CDATA[We&#8217;ve been seeing a whole slew of new restaurants in downtown Akron in the last couple of years, but it&#8217;s Crave that  brings innovation to the city&#8217;s cuisine.
The first thing you will notice when you walk into this hot spot is the decor. Trendy, sleek and beautiful with hand blown glass light fixtures and a [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://menopausemafia.com/discover-what-you-crave-in-akron/</link>
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		<title>On Exercise</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I have unlimited texting. It&#8217;s a good thing too since I keep up with friends and what they are up to with this concise and sometimes spicy communication tool. Here is a recent chat I had with a friend that has me rethinking my exercise regime.
Me: What&#8217;s up?
WK: at park- going to run
Me: I don&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://menopausemafia.com/on-exercise/</link>
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		<title>The Prince&#8217;s Tale or One Man&#8217;s Point of View</title>
		<description><![CDATA[As regular visitors to this site may know, fairy tales have been referenced in a number of the featured articles. One of the most commonly referred to is Cinderella. Much has been said about the recurring theme in many fairy tales, that a girl must find her prince to be truly happy and complete. Many [...]]]></description>
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